Russell Brand Gave A Guy A Handjob In A Bar Bathroom!
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Russell Brand Gave A Guy A Handjob In A Bar Bathroom!
LOL he says he's not gay! took him 30 minutes to finish the guy
“I w**ked off a man in a toilet. I thought, ‘I think of myself as heterosexual but perhaps that’s ‘cause of the environment that I grew up in where homosexuality may have been difficult for me to express.' I trawled around Soho…going [to] various gay bars, gay gyms trying to pick people up with a film crew. I went in this pub and I goes: ‘Anyone want me to wank them off?’ And this bloke goes, ‘Yep’…So we goes to the lavvy – me, him, the director – and…he gets his willy out. And it was not nice. The phallus is…I like mine and you see some others in paintings that look all right but his looked like a rag. I took it betwixt my fingers thusly. It were [sic] like massaging a naked mole rat and it wouldn’t go hard! And we’re…in the toilet with the director standing there filming me and he goes, ‘I think…it would be easier if I was able to touch yours’. And I [thought] ‘F*cking hell mate, do us a favor!’ And the director goes: ‘Go on Russell it would be funny…’ So I take down my trousers and pants…and then the bloke sort of mauled at my genitals while I wanked him off. I’m such a sex narcissist that, even though I’m not gay, I still wanted to be good at giving him a wank…[A]fter about 27 and 11 minutes, he spat a string of grey j**m.”
Maybe he's a bit bi-curious. It seems like most celebrities these days have homosexual experiences, and the media is really pushing homosexuality these days.